sidnugget:
Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up
(via lightinherbones)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
uh yeah i’m a pretty big history buff *picks up rock* this has probably been here for a long time. *touches ground* old people once stood on this ground. maybe even dinosaurs
(via casinthetardis221b)
homobiologist:
im worried that one day drake bell will get violently murdered by a belieber im not even joking
(via lightinherbones)
I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them
(Source: bl-eehh, via you-fat-lard)
